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3/4/2006 newAight, well i've got a new email & space cuz i cant get on msn on this email.. sorry
IF I KNOWS YOU- gimme a hollar
12/9/2005 MOM MURDER(i continued:))Mom Murder
“I’m telling you, Joel, I really can’t stand this anymore. She’s so…UNBEARABLE!!” “I know, I know. But, Sapphire, you can’t be stupid, just live with it for 5 more years. Just 5 short years.” Sapphire sighed; Joel heard a click at the other end. “Sappy? Sapphire?” His voice echoed, and shortly after there was a continuous sound of short loud beeps. “Ugh, obviously…” Joel hung up his cell phone slowly. He turned to his wall, which consisted of 5 pictures; one of Mandy Moore, one of Jennifer Lopez, and three of Sapphire. Joel slowly closed his eyes and shook his head as he started to fall back onto his pillows, “This life just isn’t fair,” He softly mumbled before drifting into a light slumber.----------------------- Sapphire sat up in her bed staring, just staring out into nowhere. “Daddy… why’d you have to go?” Sappy looked down in her lap where there lay a picture of her father, Randolph. A tear gently slipped from her eye and landed in a slight splatter on the picture. She shook her head and whipped away the tears that were now streaming down her face more quickly. Sappy turned to look at the clock; 3:25am was in bright red numbers. Suddenly Sappy heard a horrifying cough from the other room, “Oh great, the monster has awoken,” Sapphire rolled her eyes and placed the picture carefully to one side while quickly laying down and pretending to be fast asleep. The ground nearly shook as that beast stormed into the kitchen, hacking up a whirl wind. “Where the hell are my cigarettes?!?!” Melinda, otherwise known as Sapphire’s mother, loudly questioned to nobody in particular. Sapphire sniffled quietly and grinded her teeth at the sound of Mel’s voice. Slowly, with gasping breaths, Mel finally went back to her bed and, eventually, fell asleep again, roaring with abrupt disturbing snores. By now Sapphire had fallen fast asleep and was dreaming away. On the other hand, Joel was busy away at his desk. “We’re going down, down in an earlier round and sugar we’re going down swinging,” sang Joel, well more of a hum than an actual sing. His door was slightly cracked, just enough so that he could tell if somebody was approaching. On his desk was a little reading light, that he had on as bright as it would go so that the drawing, of Sapphire, he was working on would be perfect to the last detail. “Sappy’s got to love this!” Joel murmured to himself. On the paper was a very talented sketched thick heart, dripping on one edge what seems to be a tear. Inside the heart, which has a slight crack in an upper corner, almost too small to notice, is Sapphire’s beautiful face. It’s a perfect front view, drawn from pure memory. Her smile was from ear to ear, a very rare thing to see on Sappy’s face these days, her eyes… oh her eyes; they had a slight sparkle in them, seeming almost nearly accidental, but yet standing out oh so much. Her lips, her full yet thin scrumptious lips look even better on paper than in person, which is quite a hard thing to do. And then there’s her hair, down and oh so shiny. Naturally wavy, tender looking and long… long radiant and has a nice sort of silver look when the sun hits it just right. Quickly, almost out of instinct, Joel’s head shoots toward the clock; 6:20am he pulled another nearly all-nighter. Yawning and stretching Joel slowly forces himself into bed so he can fake having slept all night. ------------------------------ BUZZ!! Melinda’s alarm was going off like crazy. Sapphire woke up and started to get dressed, sluggishly, so that she wouldn’t need to deal with ‘it’. Nearly 10 minuets later Sappy was standing outside the school watching the guys tackle each other in the snow for the football. She grinned, pain. Nobody never really understood how much pleasure Sapphire got out of other people’s and her own, pain. Joel tiptoed up behind her and slightly pushed her from behind, “Boo!” Sappy turned around and managed to kid him with a smile, “Hey Joel” The conversation goes on to say, “Tomorrow night is decision night, Me or Her” Joel’s face went pale, “Sappy…you can’t-” The bell blubbered out a loud ring and the crowed headed for the door. Sapphire was amongst these people, and Joel lost track of her. Sapphire laughed and joked around with friends like any normal day, but really inside her there was a grudge bubbling about. “Hey Sap!” The sound of this kid’s voice sent chills up and down Sapphires spine. He was cruel, stupid, and the biggest smart ass this world has ever known. Sapphire hated his guts! “What do you want Deryck?” She snapped coldly. Deryck casually walked over there, throwing his arm over her shoulder. “Looks like somebody’s gonna be late!” He snickered. Sapphire pushed his arm off like an unwanted booger on her finger. “Yah it does, don’t it? You might wanna be on your way then, buddy,” Sappy turned and stormed off to her first class of the day, English. As she walked Sappy could hear Deryck mumbling and complaining about her remark. Sapphire entered the classroom and sat in her seat, “So glad you care enough for your education to join us Miss Conner” The teacher snapped. Joel gave Sapphire a confused look and Sappy just grinned an evil look of plotting toward him. 12/5/2005 WowWow, i haven't updated this sucker for awhile. Well, im like always on my other email now-a-days since my gmas computer is gay
 (lol) Anywaise, not alot happening here really. Maybe a few things, like i know what im getting for Christmas(from my gma) and i have 2 new fav songs.The songs are; Taste of Ink by The Used and Bat Country by AvengedSeven Fold
im getting two cd's, Shakira's new one and Trace Adkins Songs About Me, and an outfit.
I gotta lotta new insiders, problem is i dont really 'member 'em all, lol. Oh well. Im really bored most the time latley, and irresponsible(wow that came outta my mouth?
 lol) but oh well thats me, you eather hate me or love me, theres no imbetween((hehe i took that from Jose Consecko from Surreal life ))Quote/Advise for today:
Life sucks; buy a car
*later!*SamS 11/25/2005 My ThanksgivingHey yalls, just gonna inform about my 'happy' thanksgiving;
First it was pretty good, seeing as how i was asleep
 But then i got up and walked over to my grandma's, at first the weather felt okay, but by the time i walked down the street i was walking backwards it was sooo cold!
 The second i walked into the door my moms getting all pissy and telling me i need to do shyt and i still had to go put my little bit of makeup on, so i put it on before i did anything
 After that it went pretty smooth, i was lmao alot cuz my Uncle Danny was there telling jokes and storys with Uncle Jim. But after he left i was bored.
 I had to carry pop, blah blah, go get ice becuz my moms lazy
 It was a 20lb bag and i caried it with no problem! Mom told me when i was gonna get a bowl of cereal at 10 not to becuz we'd be eating in some 2 hours. Good thing i didnt listen to her, we didnt accualy it for some FOUR hours!
 Then people were just messing around blah blah, but Lindsey and Ali and Abby all brought these two dogs, one was theres(Sheba) and one they're babysitting(Zip)
 So anyway, they totaly have the hots for eachother, the two dogs that is
 But evencually we were all board and just messing around, my uncle and cousin went to put shaving cream on Tom Nevils hand becuz he fell asleep, but then he woke up
 Well thats most of the good stuff, heres the crappy;
My uncle Darrel had my "gobble" and made me slide down the couch so my shirts were WAY up high
 They evecually got in on the "Whos your boyfriend" "I dont have one" "What about Jacob" "Oh no, remember there.. just friends" "So who is it Sam, is it jacob, dont lie" and that really pissed me off cuz ive gotten enough of that shyt at school.
 Then i had icecream and i went to like sit on the couch with Lou(lindsey) and my uncle, but Lindsey had to be a retard and snap my underware so i jumped and droped a whole thing of icecream and everyone just laugh, so i got pissed off and threw that away, took what i had left and went to the back room to watch tv.
 Then we went to a movie, the choises were Chicken Little or Mine, Yours, and Ours.
 I didnt wanna see eaither, but i went anyway. I went to Y, M, and O.. only me and Lindsey were in there from our family of friends, and it was okay, but basicaly a waist of my time.. me and Lou had the ending figured out by the middle at longest.  Oh and my mom had the money and we couldnt get candy!!
 On the ride home Lindsey punched me in the eye, i dont think it was on purpose, it didnt really hurt, but she acted like it was on purpose "Sammy what happend?"(abby) "I punched her in the eye. See if you make me made ill just.."(lindsey.. punches abby in the back) And that REALLY pissed me off
 But then we went back to Grandmas and chilled there for a bit, i layed in my uncles lap and he twirled, and pulled out, my hair. I didnt know he pulled it out cuz it felt good, not hurt.
 Hope yall had a happy thanksgiving, and and even better Chirstmas!!  11/20/2005 Hey..bored(the fight)Iight yall, well im sitting here at Ariana Corrals and its 8:22am...i wish i would have gone home last night becuz i am sooo BORED theres nothing to do here!! and i really got some stuff i need to do at the houses i stay in(yes i dont call them home becuz houses are built with boards and beams homes are built with love and... something i dont know.. but my point: They don't feel like home.) So anyway, im sure most of you have already herd about me n jacobs fight...well i normaly dont write about them but i will this one. Jacob is the boy i used to be MADLY in love with and he barley gave me a second thought, now its almost total 180?? WTF? So anyway im not gonna tell anything cuz i dont really 'member alot and i dont feel like sharing with the world.
bye 11/17/2005 Two-minute management course(LOL)Lesson one: An eagle was sitting in a tree, resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered, "Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree; but, I haven't the energy," sighed the turkey. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally on the fifth day, he found himself proudly perched at the top. There, he was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree. Management lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but, it won't keep you there. Lesson three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground in a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! The bird lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management lesson: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And, when you're in deep shit its best to keep your mouth shut! This concludes our two-minute management course. 11/14/2005 A really crappy song I wrote.Just Don’t Lie
‘Don’t tell me you don’t love me ‘cuz I know that you do Don’t tell me that you hate me ‘cuz I know that you don’t I’ve try to see you through but now I don’t think I can Just don’t lie to me’
(Rapped) You told me that you wanted me And now you say you don’t How can you think that I’d take that? You should know that I won’t ‘Just don’t lie to me Just don’t lie to me’
(Rapped) One second I am reasonable The next I’m overreacting How can you change your mind so quick? That is all I am asking ‘Just don’t lie to me Just don’t lie to me’
‘Soon it will all be over Soon it will all be over Soon it will all be over’
‘Don’t tell me you don’t love me ‘cuz I know that you do. Don’t tell me that you hate me ‘cuz I know that you don’t. I’ve try to see you through but now I don’t think I can Just don’t lie to me’
‘Never will I tell you How much this does hurt me I wonder how long it will take Until my pain you see Just don’t lie to me Just don’t lie to me’
(Rapped) I see you kissin’ up on that girl Then tryin’ to cuddle me Your heart must change a lot But why can’t it just let us be ‘Just don’t lie to me Just don’t lie to me’
‘Soon it will all be over Soon it will all be over Soon it will all be over’
‘Don’t tell me you don’t love me ‘cuz I know that you do. Don’t tell me that you hate me ‘cuz I know that you don’t. I’ve try to see you through but now I don’t think I can Just don’t lie to me’
(Rapped) I thought we had it all But I guess I was wrong I don’t really got to worry ‘Cuz soon you’ll be gone ‘Just don’t lie to me Just don’t lie to me’
(Rapped) Now our positions have switched And I am on top Don’t try and explain baby ‘Cuz it’s already stopped To bad you lied to me To bad you lied to me
‘Now it is all over Now it is all over Now it is all over’
‘Don’t tell me you don’t love me ‘cuz I know that you do. Don’t tell me that you hate me ‘cuz I know that you don’t. I’ve try to see you through but now I don’t think I can To bad you lied to me’
(Spoken) To bad you lied
(‘text’=Sung)
I was bored the other day so i wrote it, its better with the rythem.. but its still crappy i think. 11/13/2005 Daddy's empty chair A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father.
Neat neat neat!THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAME Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team. The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the plate named 'Love.' Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because "Love never fails." The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith works with Love. The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom. Satan wound up and threw the first pitch. Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass: Ball one. Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked because he never swings at what Satan throws. The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Freddy said, "He sure doesn't look like much!" Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace. Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. To the shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen! But Satan was not worried; his center fielder let very few get by. He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on the head and sent him crashing on the ground; the roaring crowds went wild as the ball continued over the fence . . . for a home run! The Lord's Team WON! The Lord then asked Freddy if he knew why Love, Faith and Godly Wisdom could get on base but couldn't win the game. Freddy answered that he didn't know why. The Lord explained, "If your love, faith and wisdom had won the game, you would think you had done it by yourself. Love, Faith and Wisdom will get you on base but only My Grace can get you Home: 'For by Grace are you saved, it is a gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast." Ephestians 2:8-9 Psalm 84:11, "For the Lord God is a sun and shield; the Lord will give grace and glory; no good thing will He withhold from those who walk uprightly." I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday. Without Him, I am nothing, but with him: "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phil 4:13 The concert!
11/10/2005 FUNNY CONVERSATION!~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: wheeeee? WHEEEEEEEEE!!! Hillary 'n' Adrian says: I LOVE U ALL! ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: hola ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol Hillary 'n' Adrian says: WEE! ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: hi yalls I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: brb...doin some work on the comp. Hillary 'n' Adrian says: kk ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: fine then ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol jp Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: -hhhhuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmpppppppppp-
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: we! ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: jd talk ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: he said brb .. cuz hes a preocupided computer nerd ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: ya ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: tell me bout it
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: well if ya really wanna know Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: .. hmm.. are your hands just a little to preoccupided for the keyboard there now Jd? sorta like Adrian's?(lol hill) Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lmao!!!
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: we! ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: hehehehe Hillary 'n' Adrian says: tee hee I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: i said shut up you guys ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: NNNOOOOOOOO ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: no you didint I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: WEATHER IM MASTERBATING OR NOT ITS NOT YOUR BIZZ!!!! I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: ...j/k ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol!!! ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: that was funny Hillary 'n' Adrian says: wow Hillary 'n' Adrian says: ..... I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: total joke I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: .. ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: totaly funny though anyway Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: just a few more min I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: ... im at a good part I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: ... i meen .. im still working ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: .. JD!! I ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol ...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! says: crap ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: sure.. what are you working?.. *cough*
...u neva thought of ne1 else...u just saw ur pain..& now i cry in the middle of the nite...for the same damn thing! has left the conversation.
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: she left I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: my male area... I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: i mean my keyboard
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: da,m typos
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: mmmhuh, suuuuuure
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: well now i know what your really doing when you dont talk.. I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: o yeah ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol, ya nasty!!.. well accualy i find that quite... JUST KIDDING, wow i could say something but you'd all probably TOTALY hold that against me ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: ....akward silence... Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: ... still workig
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: we! ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol!!.. and Hillary is still watching, little do you know Jd, little do you know. She is accualy on a cell phone.. and is accualy outside your window ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: be afriad, be very afraid ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol jp! Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lmao
Hillary 'n' Adrian says: i woodnt dare I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: excactly I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: cuz i got dogs
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol, thats not whats shes afraid of.. I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: well if im to much to handle
I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: HAHA I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: . Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lol I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: j/k ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol, hillary and i have to admit something to you Jd.. ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: Hilary filmed you in the shower... and we watch it every night, SO TOTALY JUST KIDDING EWWWW, ID NEVER DO THAT... well not to you lol jp Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lmao I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: wait...when did hillary have a camera at my house? ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: wouldnt you like to know Hillary 'n' Adrian says: when u werent looking
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol!! I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: the only time i shower is in the morn... at like 6... and i know that there aint a single abingdon student up that early ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: .. oh so little do you know Jd, man.. you must have your eyes closed all the time or something Hillary 'n' Adrian says: lmao
I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: well yes it makes my shower experience so much more realxing ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: lol!1 I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: especially when im touching myself... i mean washing my hair
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: i know what else makes it all the more relaxing, right Jd? ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: OMGOSH EWW ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: LOL I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made says: ..total joke ~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: suuuure
I know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see all the changes ive made has left the conversation.
~¾£¿Sam¿£¾~ says: biatch!! lol
This was a convo with me(Sam), Hilary(Hilary), JD(I know i've..) and Cassy(u neva thought..) 11/9/2005 A story that i quit on..Mom Murder
“I’m telling you, Joel, I really can’t stand this anymore. She’s so…UNBEARABLE!!” “I know, I know. But, Sapphire, you can’t be stupid, just live with it for 5 more years. Just 5 short years.” Sapphire sighed; Joel heard a click at the other end. “Sappy? Sapphire?” His voice echoed, and shortly after there was a continuous sound of short loud beeps. “Ugh, obviously…” Joel hung up his cell phone slowly. He turned to his wall, which consisted of 5 pictures; one of Mandy Moore, one of Jennifer Lopez, and three of Sapphire. Joel slowly closed his eyes and shook his head as he started to fall back onto his pillows, “This life just isn’t fair,” He softly mumbled before drifting into a light slumber.
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Sapphire sat up in her bed staring, just staring out into nowhere. “Daddy… why’d you have to go?” Sappy looked down in her lap where there lay a picture of her father, Randolph. A tear gently slipped from her eye and landed in a slight splatter on the picture. She shook her head and whipped away the tears that were now streaming down her face more quickly. Sappy turned to look at the clock; 3:25am was in bright red numbers. Suddenly Sappy heard a horrifying cough from the other room, “Oh great, the monster has awoken,” Sapphire rolled her eyes and placed the picture carefully to one side while quickly laying down and pretending to be fast asleep. The ground nearly shook as that beast stormed into the kitchen, hacking up a whirl wind. “Where the hell are my cigarettes?!?!” Melinda, otherwise known as Sapphire’s mother, loudly questioned to nobody in particular. Sapphire sniffled quietly and grinded her teeth at the sound of Mel’s voice. Slowly, with gasping breaths, Mel finally went back to her bed and, eventually, fell asleep again, roaring with abrupt disturbing snores. By now Sapphire had fallen fast asleep and was dreaming away. On the other hand, Joel was busy away at his desk. “We’re going down, down in an earlier round and sugar we’re going down swinging,” sang Joel, well more of a hum than an actual sing. His door was slightly cracked, just enough so that he could tell if somebody was approaching. On his desk was a little reading light, that he had on as bright as it would go so that the drawing, of Sapphire, he was working on would be perfect to the last detail. “Sappy’s got to love this!” Joel murmured to himself. On the paper was a very talented sketched thick heart, dripping on one edge what seems to be a tear. Inside the heart, which has a slight crack in an upper corner, almost too small to notice, is Sapphire’s beautiful face. It’s a perfect front view, drawn from pure memory. Her smile was from ear to ear, a very rare thing to see on Sappy’s face these days, her eyes… oh her eyes; they had a slight sparkle in them, seeming almost nearly accidental, but yet standing out oh so much. Her lips, her full yet thin scrumptious lips look even better on paper than in person, which is quite a hard thing to do. And then there’s her hair, down and oh so shiny. Naturally wavy, tender looking and long… long radiant and has a nice sort of silver look when the sun hits it just right. Quickly, almost out of instinct, Joel’s head shoots toward the clock; 6:20am he pulled another nearly all-nighter. Yawning and stretching Joel slowly forces himself into bed so he can fake having slept all night.
Well i quit, i have a better idea for a story, but ill leave this here so yall can use your imagination's or people who aint read it yet can. 11/7/2005 I BROKE THE LAW!!lolMwhaaaa!! Me and Jordan BROKE THE LAW(lol) with Archie, Tiffany, and some other chick.(from galsburge, there old family friends) We had a blast, we went and crawled through these blue tube thingers. Tiffany went first, shes got a butt on her!! lol, but she made it through, AFTER LIKE 5 MINUTES, and trust me there not that long. Archie went through in like 5 minutes, so i thought it was longer than it looked. BUT I WENT THROUGH IN LITTERALY LIKE 5 SECONDS, and then the other chick went. I went like 3 times, and once i was just about to get out but a car drove by so i stoped, and there like, "Oh &*^$! The police!" Im like(in my head), "YOU SON OF ^%&*$'S!!" But they were just messin around, good thing! Then FINALY i got Jordan, the lil chicken
, to go through 'cuz i went behind her. IT WAS SO FUN AND FUNNY!!All for now, if you wanna know about Archie and Tiffany, just ask ill inform ya.
Bye- SamS Problem name..(funny clean joke)The famous olympic skier Picabo Street ( pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete, she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It has caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say... THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ...AND YOU WILL CRYSally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the university for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,! like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from: God, Jesus &Me. Midnight Phone Call..*tear*We all know what it's like to get that phone call in the middle of the night. This night's
*That brought a tear to my eyes, i think everyone needs to learn to listen more, EXSPECIALY PARENTS!* Why We Love Children..Why We Love Children
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later...."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, you had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" >> >>>>>>>>>>> An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" >> >>>>>>>>>>>> One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. I have to sleep in Daddy's room".
A long silence was broken at last by is shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" GILSONFor those of you whom dont already know, I went to Gilson with the 8th grade on Friday. IT RULED! I must admit, i was really scared even before we paid! I started crying when the dude with the axe walked by, and i was crying for my brother when we were going up the stairs to pay
Through the whole thing i had my arms wraped around chelsea pieper and wouldnt let go, and after the 3D part i had my eyes claped shut and my face burried on her back. Briana was trying to scare me and makin fun of Jordan before we went in, but she ended up screaming and being scared when we got in there I didnt scream once! Probably cuz i didnt see anything... lol, But in the maze i almost choked on mine and Chelseas hair, lol, and couldnt breath cuz im clostrophobic... so i was cryin there too. We had to find Mr. Brown to find somebody to get us out cuz everyone 'cept 2 people in our 6 person group couldnt breath. Other than that, it was AWESOME! I really wanna go again sometime soon, but keep my eyes open LOLAll for now, buhbye!
P.S. I got sick in my mouth and spit it out before i even got to the middle school, and did the same when we arrive at Gilson lol
P.P.S Oh and also, i almost fell down like 5 times going up and down stairs, since i was holding chelsea so close, lol, MY GROUP IN THE FRONT WAS STUPID, THEY RAN AT THE END WITH THE CHAIN SAW GUY, HELLOO THEY CANT TOUCH YOU, IF YOU DONT RUN THEY CANT CHASE YOU DUH!!.. oh and Jacob told me he put the saw thingy right inbetween me and Sarah's heads, THANK GOODNESS I HAD MY EYES CLOSED!! lol
P.P.P.S(man i have a bad memory) Well also when we were waiting to go in, i just calmed down and stupid Mr. Brown's nephew, who was playing Mike Myers had to stare at me and im like.. hes not looking at me, and i was trying to stay calm and THEN HE POINTED HIS STUPID KNIFE RIGHT AT ME!! i started crying again .. but i got over my fear of him by the end of the night, cuz he got on the bus and Jacob took a picture, a quite bad one if i may add, with me, him, Sarah, and Brianna... it was all good 10/23/2005 Last nightLast night i spent the night with Jordan, and Alissa stayed to. It was a blast, at least for the most part
lol. Well when I first got there we, Alissa, Jordan, and I went bowling and then to the park to swing for a little. "Slidin' down the pole!" lol Jordan & Alissa. Well anyway, we were thinkin about renting a movie but descided not too, so we just went back to Jordans after the park.. and OMGOSH we got so scared cuz it was like really dark and this black car passed like 3 times!! Alissa almost pee'd her pants lol. Well anyway, we were upstairs and it was sorta late and we were messin around with Jordans blacklight, which is like purple, and we had all the lights off except for it.. and if you've been in Jordan's room at night, thats just a lil freaky, and Alissa like look up at me all evil-like and all i could see was the white of her eyes, OMGOSH.. i got so scared I screamed and sat on her covering my eyes, which scared Alissa so we were both yelling, "Turn on the light, turn on the light!" It was pretty funny. Alissa and Jordan kept makin fun of me hehe, but then later on Jordan scared the pee, almost literally, out of Alissa. It was hilarious. Jordan did something with her eyes and Alissa, after like a whole second, screamed.. then stoped.. and then started screaming again but this time throwing her arms around, oh it was good, she couldnt make fun of me anymore But after that, we had Jordans lil moving pink thinger on, and it was like making weird noises and the radio "lost reception" and we got all freaked out, and i was so scared i couldnt move, and Alissa was on my lap, lol, so i grabed her and wouldnt let her up cuz there was NO WAY i was being left up there alone. She started kickin like she was being raped, shes like "No no, please just let me go!" Im like, jeeze you sound like your being raped, lol. We didnt go back up there for awhile lol. But we were all gonna sleep in one bed, oh yah lol, but i got all stuffy so i 'fell off' onto the lil bed under that. And we had the tv on, and Alissa was so totaly watching it, lol jp. At one point Girls Gone Wild was on so Jordan got up and turned it off, lol. Well this moring me and Jordan were, i dunno how to put it, sorta wrestling, and like i fell of the bed and she landed on me, it hurt, cuz my tailbone went into a lil figurin thinger on her floor lol. But then we basically went back to bed and afterward my brother picked me up Oh I forgot, i woke them both up at 8am, haha! All for now, if i forgot something ill update later, bye bye
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